ELECTRONIC MEDICAL RECORDS SYSTEM
RECORDS DEPARTMENT
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AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY
This system is the property of Synthetic Medic Medical Center and is intended strictly for authorized staff, providers, consultants, and emotionally compromised employees. Unauthorized access may result in disciplinary action, revoked cafeteria privileges, mandatory overtime, or immediate referral to Scheduling Operations.
This system is the property of Synthetic Medic Medical Center and is intended strictly for authorized staff, providers, consultants, and emotionally compromised employees. Unauthorized access may result in disciplinary action, revoked cafeteria privileges, mandatory overtime, or immediate referral to Scheduling Operations.
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Pending Admissions
11
Upcoming Singles
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Current Census
68
All-Time High
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Average Track Time
3:48
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Most Common Diagnosis
Acute Lyricism
ICD-SMMC: R69.420
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Mortality Rate
0%
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| MRN | Name | Genre | Admit Date | Time | Chart Status |
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| SMMC-001 | Quick, Put Them In The Attic | Southern Gospel | 03/11/2026 | 3:37 | Complete |
| SMMC-002 | The One With The D | Caribbean | 03/11/2026 | 2:37 | Complete |
| SMMC-003 | Gertrude On The Rooftop | Celtic Ballad | 03/11/2026 | 4:28 | Complete |
| SMMC-004 | Congrats On My Raise | Punk Rock | 03/11/2026 | 2:09 | Complete |
| SMMC-005 | Charting My License Away | Punk Rock | 03/11/2026 | 2:18 | Complete |
| SMMC-006 | Code Blue, Pikachu | Metal | 03/11/2026 | 3:11 | Complete |
| SMMC-007 | Whiteout, Category 5, and Me | Piano Ballad | 03/11/2026 | 4:13 | Complete |
| SMMC-008 | Holy Water On 911 | Southern Gospel | 03/11/2026 | 4:48 | Complete |
| SMMC-009 | Pelvic Patroller | Raggae | 03/13/2026 | 3:38 | Complete |
| SMMC-010 | Come and Go | Acoustic Pop | 03/14/2026 | 3:07 | Complete |
| SMMC-011 | First Day, I Swear | Metalcore | 03/15/2026 | 2:59 | Complete |
| SMMC-012 | Totally Healthy (Except For These Pills) | Punk Rock | 03/16/2026 | 2:16 | Complete |
| SMMC-013 | Since Philadelphia | Rap, Hip Hop | 03/17/2026 | 2:38 | Complete |
| SMMC-014 | Couple Bumps | Rap, Hip Hop | 03/17/2026 | 2:18 | Complete |
| SMMC-015 | Breaker Breaker From the Basement | Barbershop Quartet | 03/18/2026 | 3:24 | Complete |
| SMMC-016 | Slipped and Fell | Pop | 03/19/2026 | 2:49 | Complete |
| SMMC-017 | Blue Lights and False Alarms | Country | 03/20/2026 | 3:19 | Complete |
| SMMC-018 | Open Channel, Open Door | Raggae | 03/23/2026 | 2:52 | Complete |
| SMMC-019 | Code Blue Crush | Pop | 03/24/2026 | 3:35 | Complete |
| SMMC-020 | I Fight What You Fear | Metal | 03/25/2026 | 3:59 | Complete |
| SMMC-021 | Call Light Symphony | Pop | 03/26/2026 | 2:40 | Complete |
| SMMC-022 | Just a Medic | Punk Rock | 03/27/2026 | 3:12 | Complete |
| SMMC-023 | Don’t Cut The Lace | Metal | 03/27/2026 | 4:12 | Complete |
| SMMC-024 | What’s Your Location | Electronic / Rap | 03/28/2026 | 2:51 | Complete |
| SMMC-025 | Healthcare Villains | Disney Musical | 03/30/2026 | 17:00 | Incomplete |
| SMMC-026 | Applesauce 911 | Metal | 03/30/2026 | 3:57 | Complete |
| SMMC-027 | 7:55 | Country | 04/02/2026 | 3:06 | Complete |
| SMMC-028 | Healthcare On Broadway | Broadway Musical | 04/03/2026 | 51:00 | Incomplete |
| SMMC-029 | Uber Expensive Uber | 60’s Rock | 04/04/2026 | 5:21 | Complete |
| SMMC-030 | Weekday at Geraldine’s | Pop | 04/06/2026 | 2:50 | Complete |
| SMMC-031 | Vital Signs | Metal | 04/07/2026 | 4:52 | Complete |
| SMMC-032 | 12 Out of 10 | Melodic Metalcore | 04/08/2026 | 3:02 | Complete |
| SMMC-033 | Late Call Blues | Blues | 04/10/2026 | 3:04 | Complete |
| SMMC-034 | Radio Check, Every Channel | Barbershop Quartet | 04/11/2026 | 4:01 | Complete |
| SMMC-035 | Google Said I’m Dying | Hip-Hop | 04/11/2026 | 3:16 | Complete |
| SMMC-036 | Take Me to the Good One | Alt-Rock | 04/12/2026 | 2:59 | Complete |
| SMMC-037 | Dispatching Idiot | Punk Rock | 04/13/2026 | 2:39 | Complete |
| SMMC-038 | First In, Last Out | Viking Metal | 04/15/2026 | 4:47 | Complete |
| SMMC-039 | So I Don’t Get Flagged | Punk Rock | 04/16/2026 | 2:51 | Complete |
| SMMC-040 | I Drive A Beamer | Pop | 04/17/2026 | 2:22 | Complete |
| SMMC-041 | Staying Alive (Literally) | Disco | 04/18/2026 | 3:54 | Complete |
| SMMC-042 | Acknowledge QA Flag | Punk Rock | 04/19/2026 | 2:22 | Complete |
| SMMC-043 | Hey God, It’s Me Again | Lo-Fi | 04/20/2026 | 2:32 | Complete |
| SMMC-044 | All This Stuff’s Expired | Metal | 04/21/2026 | 3:46 | Complete |
| SMMC-045 | Busiest Night Of Our Lives | Barbershop Quartet | 04/22/2026 | 3:54 | Complete |
| SMMC-046 | Thank Me For My Service | Viking Death Metal | 04/24/2026 | 4:22 | Complete |
| SMMC-047 | Scene Secured | Country Rock | 04/25/2026 | 4:14 | Complete |
| SMMC-048 | Triage to Jesus | Contemporary Christian | 04/26/2026 | 5:05 | Complete |
| SMMC-049 | Prepare The Others | Punk | 04/27/2026 | 2:52 | Complete |
| SMMC-050 | Page 8: Vegitate | Metal | 04/27/2026 | 3:51 | Complete |
| SMMC-051 | Omnia Vetita | Melodic Metalcore | 04/28/2026 | 5:18 | Complete |
| SMMC-052 | I’ll Chart It Later | Celtic Punk Rock | 04/29/2026 | 3:49 | Complete |
| SMMC-053 | Lunch Is On Us | Punk Rock | 04/30/2026 | 2:49 | Complete |
| SMMC-054 | Red Headed Stepchild | Acoustic Metalcore | 05/08/2026 | 2:58 | Complete |
| SMMC-055 | Paging Doctor Whoever | Pop | 05/12/2026 | 3:21 | Complete |
| SMMC-056 | J.N.A.R. | Metal | 05/13/2026 | 4:42 | Complete |
| SMMC-057 | The Med Room Meltdown | Alt-Rock | 05/15/2026 | 4:22 | Complete |
| SMMC-058 | Beach Day With Mommy | Childrens | 05/19/2026 | 3:54 | Complete |
| SMMC-059 | I Didn’t Wanna Bother You | Piano Ballad | 05/20/2026 | 4:39 | Complete |
| SMMC-060 | Who Tubed That Sample | Nu Metal | 05/22/2026 | 3:19 | Complete |
| SMMC-061 | Team… | Punk Rock | 05/25/2026 | 3:14 | Complete |
| SMMC-062 | The Orientation Miracle | Disney | 05/29/2026 | 3:54 | Complete |
| SMMC-063 | Not Again | Pop | 06/01/2026 | 3:37 | Complete |
| SMMC-064 | 18 In The Left A.C. | Metal | 06/05/2026 | 3:29 | Complete |
| SMMC-065 | Don’t Cut My Shirt | Acoustic Metalcore | 06/08/2026 | 4:37 | Complete |
| SMMC-066 | Right Behind You | Soft Rock | 06/12/2026 | 5:28 | Complete |
| SMMC-067 | I’ll Get Right In | R&B | 06/15/2026 | 3:31 | Complete |
| SMMC-068 | Where Are All The Nurses Hiding | Metalcore | 06/19/2026 | 3:47 | Complete |
Showing all current admissions to the SMMC records department
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