ACCEPTED

Alright… Page 1… Let’s go… Page 1, dispatch, time and place Unit on scene, I set the pace Crew names in, destination set Call type logged, I'm not done yet Times all lined up, clean and straight En route, on scene, no delay Everything's smooth, feeling great Let's roll on through, no time to waste Chief complaint, yeah I got that Scene description, copy that Typing fast, I'm in the groove Lemme just check a thing or two Page 8, vegetate I start strong but then I wait One quick break, won't be late I'll get there, just you wait Page 8, vegetate I'm rolling fast and feeling great Just one scroll, then back to work I gotta get distracted first Neuro page, GCS looks fine Level's good, move line by line Pupils equal, stroke is clear Click it through, get me outta here Lungs and heart, Page 4 Breath sounds clear, not much more Pulse is steady, breathing great Click, click, click, accelerate Secondary, Page 5, done Click the body, mark "none" Page 6, yeah, skip that page Don't do transports anyway Page 7, meds, IVs Urgent care, so not with me Almost there, just one more gate Next stop up, Page 8 Page 8, vegetate I'm right there but I think I'll wait One more step, can't be hard Why is this the longest part? Page 8, vegetate Running late, seal my fate Did it all, just can't translate I'll get there, just wait Activity log Vitals, findings, everything Drop-downs, meds, IVs All of it Blank screen staring back Every detail, forget that Started IVs, meds given Airway, times, everything written Drop-down, type it out Lose your place, start to doubt Read it back, it makes no sense How's it take all night for this? Page 8, can't escape This is where I vegetate Page 8, vegetate So close now, Page 9 waits Sign it off, lock it down If I ever get around Page 8, vegetate Every shift, same mistake Say I'll change, but I don't Give it a minute, I know I won't Lemme check one thing real quick...

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