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Call comes in hot "¡Se está muriendo!" Grab my bag... And away we go You say the pain is fire You swear the room is spinning I step inside like... "A ver... who's lying?" It's a paper cut On your índex finger One drop of blood ¡Código rojo! Murder! "¡Dios mío!" you gasp Like you're seconds from death I smile and tell you... Menos drama... take a breath Ay, despacito Tell me again Every little story Gets bigger in your head Pánico, pánico But your pulse is fine Everything's a tragedy One complaint at a time Status Dramaticus (Status Dramaticus) It’s just a scratch, amor Status Dramaticus (Status Dramaticus) You made it sound like war Ay, tranquilo No pasa nada Status Dramaticus Otra vez, mañana Sirens on the block ¡No puedo respirar! ¡Apúrense, por favor! He won't make it far! "My toe is broken!" He's standing there... Full weight on both feet... Without a single care. "¡Mi corazón!" "It's beating too fast!" Apple Watch said '102'... Now you think you're gonna crash. "Please, I need a gurney!" "I just don't feel right!" You've got a clean ECG... And textbook vital signs Respira... Déjame ver Mm-hmm... okay... Ya sé qué es Pánico, pánico But your pulse is fine I've got one condition... And it's yours this time Status Dramaticus (Status Dramaticus) It’s just a scratch, amor Status Dramaticus (Status Dramaticus) You made it sound like war Ay, tranquilo Count to ten Status Dramaticus Here we go again Hold still Déjame ver Nothing's broken Anywhere Mira, mira Breathe real slow You're okay Now vámonos Then you whisper... "Doc, am I doomed?" I laugh and say... "Solo necesitas agua y food." Status Dramaticus (Status Dramaticus) It's just a scratch, amor Status Dramaticus (Status Dramaticus) You made it sound like war Ay, tranquilo You'll be okay Status Dramaticus Every single day Status Dramaticus (Status Dramaticus) Calma, mi amor Status Dramaticus (Status Dramaticus) Nada grave, por favor Ay, tranquilo Take a breath Status Dramaticus Not life or death

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