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Holy Water On 911

  • Genre: Southern Gospel
  • Released: March 11, 2026
  • Length: 4:48
The words

Lyrics

Verse 1

Mama on the floor in the front room Grandma cryin' out, somebody pray Uncle on the phone hands just shakin' Lord, send help, send help our way Sirens in the distance growin' louder Red and blue runnin' up the wall Whole house holdin' onto Jesus Hearts racin' when we hear that call

Chorus

We called 9-1-1 But we called on the Lord first Every breath,every word Every heartbeat, every verse When the ambulance rolled up We were shoutin' in the yard Splashed holy water on the helpers Cover them, God We called 9-1-1 But we called on the Lord first Yeah, the power in this house broke fear Broke the curse when the doors swung wide We were reachin' for Your hem Holy water on the drivers Use their hands, Lord Use them

Verse 2

They stepped out in their bright white jackets Stethoscopes and tired eyes We saw more than just some strangers We saw angels in disguise Auntie grabbed that little bottle Kept it by her bed for years Shook it like a battle rattle Jesus, take away these fears

Pre-Chorus

We ain't wild We just worryin' We ain't crazy We just scared But if these are the ones You send, Lord Then we gonna bless 'em in the air

Chorus

We called 9-1-1 But we called on the Lord first Every breath, every word Every heartbeat, every verse When the ambulance rolled up We were shoutin' in the yard Splashed holy water on the helpers Cover them, God We called 9-1-1 But we called on the Lord first Yeah, the power in this house broke fear Broke the curse when the doors swung wide We were reachin' for Your hem Holy water on the drivers Use their hands, Lord Use them

Bridge

(Oh) We anointed the wheels We anointed the doors We anointed the shoes That ran in on our floors We anointed the eyes That were checkin' every sign Said, Jesus in the monitor Jesus in the line Choir: Bless the medics! Leader: Bless the medics Choir: Bless this family! Leader: Bless this family Choir: Bless the neighbors! Leader: Let 'em see Your hand outpoured All together in the driveway Turned that street into a choir Holy water, Holy fire

Chorus 3

We called 9-1-1 But we called on the Lord first Every breath Every word Every heartbeat When the ambulance rolled up We were shoutin' in the yard Splashed holy water on the helpers Cover them, God We called 9-1-1 But we called on the Lord first And His mercy rode along in that nurse

About this song

Some Synthetic Medic songs start with complicated stories.

This one started when I was treating a patient and somebody splashed me with holy water.

That's pretty much it.

It was one of those EMS moments where you're focused on assessing the patient, doing your job, and suddenly something happens that makes your brain stop for half a second and go:

“Well, that's a new one.”

The gesture came from a place of faith and concern during a stressful moment. The song simply takes that little interaction and turns the dial all the way up.

One splash of holy water became an anointed ambulance, a driveway choir, blessed medics and a full Southern Gospel revival.

Because apparently getting blessed on scene wasn't enough.

It needed a choir.

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