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Yeah Schedule dropped at midnight Wonder who’s got the weekends this time Calendar opens I blink, it’s gone Weekends booked out five months long Same two names on every line Guess someone told them it went live Refresh the page it’s already red Every Saturday? Completely dead I’ve got hours I can’t even spend What’s the point of saving them I’m not stalking drops at 12:01 I’ve got a life, I’ve got things to run You call it “time off”, that’s a lie It’s “good luck if you beat the line” Prepare the others, I’m not askin’ This ain’t a request, I’m just passin’ PTO don’t mean paid time off It means prepare the others, good luck y’all Prepare the others, I’m not waitin’ You can cover, I’m just sayin’ I’m not playin’ you little game Today I’m out, remember my name Two medics off, yeah that’s the rule How’s it always those same two Every weekend, every trip Guess I missed the insider tip Two hundred hours just sittin’ there Like a joke nobody wants to share Just plan ahead, yeah, I tried But you filled it before I blinked my eyes I’m not beggin’ for a day away Not refreshin’ screens all day If that’s the system, fine, okay Guess I’ll play it my way Prepare the others, I’m not askin’ This ain’t a request, I’m just passin’ PTO don’t mean pain time off It means prepare the others, good luck y’all Prepare the others, call it in Suddenly I’m sick again Couldn’t get the day, so lucky me Been waiting… called out sick at three Oh you need coverage? That’s crazy… I needed a Saturday in June… Phone lights up, same routine “Short again”, like every week Keep on texting, I won’t bite Made my plans, enjoy your night Prepare the others, I’m not stayin’ You can fix what you’re delaying PTO don’t mean paid time off It means prepare the others, good luck y’all All this time I couldn’t use Now I’m done playing by you rules You had your chance, I played it fair Now figure it out, cuz I won’t be there

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