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Code Blue Pikachu

  • Genre: Metalcore
  • Released: March 11, 2026
  • Length: 3:11
The words

Lyrics

Verse 1

Coffee gone cold in the cup holder Map app glowing on the dash Should be rolling up on wrecks and rollovers But we’re hunting ghosts in the grass You call out “Left! There’s a rare one spawning!” I kill the lights, pull to the curb Heartbeat should race for a patient, calling But it’s just this pixelated world

Chorus

Code blue, Pikachu What the hell did we turn into? Sirens quiet, conscience loud We’re chasing monsters Letting people down Blue, Pikachu Every spin of the wheels feels cruel Oath on our tongues, phone in our hands We’re paramedics with cartoon plans

Verse 2

We park outside the old mall entrance Lure up, “just ten minutes more” Radio crackles, someone needs assistance You tap mute and lock the door Ambulance feels like a rolling arcade Lives on hold for a lucky catch Every “gotcha” tastes a little like shame Every laugh leaves another scratch

Chorus 2

Code blue, Pikachu What the hell did we turn into? Sirens quiet, conscience loud We’re chasing monsters Letting people down Blue, Pikachu Every spin of the wheels feels cruel Oath on our tongues, phone in our hands We’re paramedics with cartoon plans

Bridge

How many hearts flatlined While we watched that screen light? How many names on charts We’ll never see, we’ll never write? I see their faces in the windshield glare Like they’re staring through the glass at our empty chairs We traded duty for a digital high (so high) Tell me partner Were we saving lives or just our pride?

Chorus 3

Code blue, Pikachu What the hell did we turn into? Sirens quiet, conscience loud We’re chasing monsters, letting people down Blue, Pikachu From the bay back home This guilt won’t move Oath on our tongues Blood on our hands We’re paramedics with cartoon plans

About this song

“Code Blue Pikachu” started with a considerably less irresponsible reality than the lyrics suggest.

My partner and I play Pokémon GO, and sometimes a quiet stretch of downtime turns into aimlessly driving around looking for the next catch.

Company gas. Company truck.

Very important Pokémon business.

We've never ignored or dodged an actual call to catch a Pokémon. The song just takes our harmless downtime hobby and asks what it would look like if we became absolutely terrible paramedics because of it.

Apparently the answer is guilt, metalcore and an alarming number of ethical violations.

In reality, it's just two medics killing time between calls and getting way too excited when something good finally spawns.

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