QA REVIEW
NAME
Another Problem Report
MEDICAL RECORD NUMBER
SMMC-074
Genre:
Alt-Rock
Alt-Rock
Admission Date:
07/06/2026
07/06/2026
Track Length:
4:03
4:03
Chart Status:
Lyrics Available
Lyrics Available
PATIENT RECORD
Official lyric documentation filed under Synthetic Medic Medical Center entertainment records.
DOCUMENTED BY: SYNTHETIC MEDIC EMS UNIT 8
TRANSCRIBED: 07/06/2026 10:02 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
TRANSCRIBED: 07/06/2026 10:02 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
[Verse 1]
Driver's door rattles every mile
Check engine light's been on awhile
A/C quit when the summer hit
Now the cab feels like a punishment
Siren cuts out, then comes back on
Steering's drifting all day long
Wrote it up at the end of shift
Same old answer, same old script
[Pre-Chorus]
Sign my name, hit submit
Watch it disappear again
Another ticket in the system
Another promise in the wind
[Chorus]
Another problem report
Filed away and ignored
Every warning light is screaming
But nobody hears it anymore
Another problem report
Just like the hundred before
We keep rolling through the chaos
With one foot through the floor
[Verse 2]
Passenger door won't latch up tight
Fuel gauge lies every other night
Cabinet locks don't wanna stay
So supplies go flying underway
Brake pedal feels a little strange
Everybody says, It's always been
Funny how we're still surprised
When the tow truck comes again
[Pre-Chorus]
Take a picture, write it down
Send it to the lost-and-found
Every issue gets a number
Then gets buried underground
[Chorus 2]
Another problem report
Filed away and ignored
Every warning light is screaming
But nobody hears it anymore
Another problem report
Just like the hundred before
We keep rolling through the chaos
With one foot through the floor
[Bridge]
How many times can we say
This isn't getting better?
How many forms disappear
Into the void forever?
We're still chasing the next call
With the same old faults onboard
Another breakdown waiting
Behind another problem report
[Chorus 3]
Another problem report
Filed away and ignored
Every warning light is screaming
But nobody hears it anymore
Another problem report
Just like the hundred before
We're held together by zip ties
And a prayer from the hardware store
Another problem report
Another number, nothing more
Still waiting on a fix
Still walking through the door
Electronically Signed By:
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
07/06/2026 12:42 EST
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
07/06/2026 12:42 EST
This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.