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NAME
Weekday at Geraldine’s
MEDICAL RECORD NUMBER
SMMC-030
Genre:
Pop
Pop
Admission Date:
04/06/2026
04/06/2026
Track Length:
2:50
2:50
Chart Status:
Lyrics Available
Lyrics Available
PATIENT RECORD
Official lyric documentation filed under Synthetic Medic Medical Center entertainment records.
DOCUMENTED BY: SYNTHETIC MEDIC EMS UNIT 9
TRANSCRIBED: 04/06/2026 09:46 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
TRANSCRIBED: 04/06/2026 09:46 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
[Verse 1]
Call comes in round half past four
Old lady fainted on the kitchen floor
We roll up, lights wash the lawn
Front door wide, TV on
Family waves like we’re old friends
Heavy one, we might need your hands”
Grandma’s slumped in a floral chair
Sunday hat, thousand-yard stare
[Chorus 1]
Weekday at Geraldine’s
They’ve been rolling her round like a movie scene
Lipstick perfect, pupils blown
Shopping mall, drive-thru, payphone
Weekday at Geraldine’s
“Thought she napped a bit longer than she’d been”
Somehow they missed the in-between
It’s just another weekday at Geraldine’s
[Verse 2]
Daughter says, she passed right out
In the frozen aisle by the sauerkraut
Figured she’d come to in the minivan
Strapped her in did the rest we planned
Photos on the phone, all smiles, all teeth
Grandma propped up with a floral wreath
You should’ve seen her on the carousel
Pulse is absent like… you can tell
[Chorus 2]
Weekday at Geraldine’s
They’ve been rolling her round like a movie scene
Bank deposit, drive-up lane
Clerk said, Ma’am looks rough today
Weekday at Geraldine’s
We signed her name with a shaking pen between
Shopping lists and gasoline
It’s just another weekday at Geraldine’s
[Bridge]
“Are you telling us she’s… gone-gone?”
Mother grips my arm like a lifeline
“I just thought the quiet was nice
We didn't know she paid the ultimate price”
[Chorus 3]
Weekday at Geraldine’s
Photo booth strip with her in between
Eyes wide open glassy sheen
Three generations, vending machine
Weekday at Geraldine’s
Sirens paint the cul-de-sac tangerine
Neighbors stare through window screens
At one last long weekday at Geraldine’s (oh)
Electronically Signed By:
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
04/06/2026 09:58 EST
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
04/06/2026 09:58 EST
This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.