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Hey God, It’s Me Again

  • Genre: Lo-Fi
  • Released: April 20, 2026
  • Length: 2:32
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Lyrics

Intro

umm… Hey God… …it’s me again…

Verse 1

Cuff goes tight, screen lights up Numbers hit and… yeah, that’s rough Fifty over thirty-two That’s… not what I wanted to see from you Partner’s quiet, I don’t speak We both feel it—something’s weak Thumb just hoverin’, don’t commit Like I ain’t ready yet for this

Chorus

Hey God, it’s me again… Mind if I run it one more time then? Hit that button, hold my breath… Praying for a better set Hey God, it’s me again… Don’t let this be how this ends Just one number lookin’ right… Somethin’ tellin’ me we’re fine

Verse 2

Glucometer just says “LOW” Cool… yeah… love that though Leads are bouncing, lines won’t stay “Artifact”… I’ll call it that today IV’s in… I think it is Flash was quick—I’ll take the win Flush it slow and look away Hope it holds another day

Chorus 2

Hey God, it’s me again… Mind if I just try again? Every number, every screen… Sayin’ things I don’t wanna see Hey God, it’s me again… Yeah I know, I call You when… Everything feels a little off… And I’m runnin’ outta thoughts

Bridge

I joke around, I play it cool Act like I know what to do But You can see right through that act… Please, just cut me a little slack

Chorus 3

Hey God, it’s me again… Yeah I’m pressin’ it again Tryna act like I’m alright… While I hope those numbers climb Hey God, it’s me again… Don’t let this be how it all ends Just one number I can trust… Please don’t let this one be a bust

Outro

…alright… let’s just… run it one more time…

About this song

Every healthcare worker eventually reaches the point where science has been exhausted.

You've checked the patient.

You've checked the equipment.

You've tried everything you're supposed to try.

And then the blood pressure comes back:

50/32.

Well.

That's not good.

Obviously, a concerning reading deserves a concerning response.

But before fully accepting that reality, there is one ancient clinical maneuver known to healthcare workers everywhere:

Run it again.

Maybe the cuff moved.

Maybe the patient moved.

Maybe the machine had a moment.

Maybe the laws of hemodynamics will reconsider their position if politely given another opportunity.

So you press the button.

The cuff starts inflating.

Everyone gets suspiciously quiet.

And despite years of education, training and clinical experience, you suddenly find yourself negotiating with a higher authority.

“Uh... Hey God. It’s me again.”

“Hey God, It’s Me Again” is about that tiny, completely human moment between seeing a number you absolutely do not want and waiting to see whether the next one gives you something better.

It isn't a treatment.

It isn't an intervention.

And generally, divine intervention does not appear to be an included feature of the NIBP module.

But maybe the first reading was wrong.

Maybe the next one will be better.

Maybe this time the monitor will tell you something you actually want to hear.

Until then... let's just run it one more time.

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