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I Fight What You Fear

  • Genre: Metal
  • Released: March 25, 2026
  • Length: 3:59
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Lyrics

Verse 1

Pager screams at 3 AM He’s already in his gear to mow the lawn Slides down the handrail in his own split-level Kickin’ open doors that were never locked Yells “CLEAR A PATH” in the grocery aisle Thermal cam just to grill his steak Carries traffic cones in his backpack Puts caution tape on his birthday cake

Chorus 1

“I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” (hey!) He shouts at a backyard bonfire Woodsmoke swirl Plastic chair throne Striking a pose like an action flyer “I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” (woah) For a cat in a six-foot tree We’re all tryin’ not to laugh too loud While he calls command like the whole town’s in need

Verse 2

Radio check in the church on Sunday “Copy that” to the preacher’s prayer Slides across the hood of his dusty sedan Like there’s pyro shootin’ in the air Puts on an S.C.B.A for a scented candle Pre-plans routes to the coffee shop Stage-one foam on the neighbor’s barbecue Just in case the burgers pop

Chorus 2

“I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” (yeah!) As he sprints through the sprinkler mist Drop-and-roll in the kiddie pool Like he’s on some hero list “I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” For a toaster that just popped bread Helmet cam on Narrating live About the “near miss” that was breakfast instead

Bridge

SIRENS FOR A SMOKE ALARM FLASHLIGHT FOR THE AFTERNOON COMMAND POST IN THE DRIVEWAY FOR A FALLEN BALLOON WHO YOU GONNA CALL? (when the grill won’t light) WHO YOU GONNA CALL? (when the sky’s too bright) He’s got a plan For a match For a spark For a burnt pop-tart He’s got a pre-incident diagram Of your heart

Chorus 3

“I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” (hey!) He roars at the microwave beep Kicks the door Pulls his fake “mayday” Then bows like he saved the street “I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” (woah) "I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!"

About this song

I make fun of volunteer firefighters quite a bit.

Which is only fair, because at one point I was one of them.

I ran consistently with my volunteer squad, took it seriously, and participated in plenty of the same firehouse culture that eventually became material for these songs.

So this one isn't exactly being thrown from the outside.

“I Fight What You Fear” is a phrase that's been floating around the fire and EMS world forever.

And the idea behind it is legitimate. Firefighters volunteer to show up when something has gone very wrong, often putting themselves in situations most people understandably want absolutely nothing to do with.

But somewhere along the way, that perfectly respectable idea became a slogan.

Then the slogan became a shirt.

Then a hoodie.

Then a window decal.

Then probably something involving flames, a Maltese cross and a skull.

And eventually you've got somebody who volunteers at the local firehouse three nights a month walking through Walmart looking like they're personally responsible for keeping Satan contained.

I know that guy.

At one point, I may have been that guy.

So “I Fight What You Fear” goes out to every firefighter who loves their volunteer squad, takes pride in serving their community...

...and perhaps takes the whole thing just a little too seriously.

Keep fighting what we fear.

Just maybe take the decal off the Silverado.

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