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Pager screams at 3 AM He’s already in his gear to mow the lawn Slides down the handrail in his own split-level Kickin’ open doors that were never locked Yells “CLEAR A PATH” in the grocery aisle Thermal cam just to grill his steak Carries traffic cones in his backpack Puts caution tape on his birthday cake “I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” (hey!) He shouts at a backyard bonfire Woodsmoke swirl Plastic chair throne Striking a pose like an action flyer “I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” (woah) For a cat in a six-foot tree We’re all tryin’ not to laugh too loud While he calls command like the whole town’s in need Radio check in the church on Sunday “Copy that” to the preacher’s prayer Slides across the hood of his dusty sedan Like there’s pyro shootin’ in the air Puts on an S.C.B.A for a scented candle Pre-plans routes to the coffee shop Stage-one foam on the neighbor’s barbecue Just in case the burgers pop “I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” (yeah!) As he sprints through the sprinkler mist Drop-and-roll in the kiddie pool Like he’s on some hero list “I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” For a toaster that just popped bread Helmet cam on Narrating live About the “near miss” that was breakfast instead SIRENS FOR A SMOKE ALARM FLASHLIGHT FOR THE AFTERNOON COMMAND POST IN THE DRIVEWAY FOR A FALLEN BALLOON WHO YOU GONNA CALL? (when the grill won’t light) WHO YOU GONNA CALL? (when the sky’s too bright) He’s got a plan For a match For a spark For a burnt pop-tart He’s got a pre-incident diagram Of your heart “I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” (hey!) He roars at the microwave beep Kicks the door Pulls his fake “mayday” Then bows like he saved the street “I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!” (woah) "I FIGHT WHAT YOU FEAR!"

This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.