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NAME
Click, Click, Next
MEDICAL RECORD NUMBER
SMMC-086
Genre:
Alpine Polka
Alpine Polka
Admission Date:
08/17/2026
08/17/2026
Track Length:
2:28
2:28
Chart Status:
Lyrics Available
Lyrics Available
PATIENT RECORD
Official lyric documentation filed under Synthetic Medic Medical Center entertainment records.
DOCUMENTED BY: SYNTHETIC MEDIC EMS UNIT 8
TRANSCRIBED: 08/17/2026 09:07 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
TRANSCRIBED: 08/17/2026 09:07 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
[Verse 1]
January's back, it's time again
Gather 'round, my weary friends
Grab your badge and take a seat
Corporate says it's quite a treat
Fire safety, slips and falls
HIPAA for one and all
Watch the video... don't object
Click, click, next
[Pre-Chorus]
Raise your mouse up in the air
Smile like you actually care
If you snooze, don't you fret
The quiz hasn't started yet
[Chorus]
Click, click, next (hey!)
Click, click, next (hey!)
Another module off the list
Click, click, next (hey!)
Click, click, next (hey!)
I swear we've all done this
Click, click, next (hey!)
Click, click, next (hey!)
Guess the answers, do your best
If you fail
Just click next
[Verse 2]
Cyber threats are on the rise
No prince needs your password, guys
Never click suspicious links
Just use common sense and think
Body mechanics, PPE
Lift with knees... supposedly
Same old slideshow, same old text
Click, click, next
[Bridge]
Question number 47
Please select all that apply
Three look right
Four could work
But who's to say
Incorrect
Please try again
[Chorus 3]
Click, click, next (hey!)
Click, click, next (hey!)
Ninety-nine percent complete
Click, click, next (hey!)
Click, click, next (hey!)
Victory's in reach
Click, click, next (hey!)
Click, click, next (hey!)
Final Screen at last
All that's left is
Click click next
Electronically Signed By:
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
08/17/2026 12:07 EST
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
08/17/2026 12:07 EST
This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.