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NAME
Click, Click, Next
MEDICAL RECORD NUMBER
SMMC-086
Genre:
Alpine Polka
Admission Date:
08/17/2026
Track Length:
2:28
Chart Status:
Lyrics Available
PATIENT RECORD
Official lyric documentation filed under Synthetic Medic Medical Center entertainment records.
DOCUMENTED BY: SYNTHETIC MEDIC EMS UNIT 8
TRANSCRIBED: 08/17/2026 09:07 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
[Verse 1]
January's back, it's time again Gather 'round, my weary friends Grab your badge and take a seat Corporate says it's quite a treat Fire safety, slips and falls HIPAA for one and all Watch the video... don't object Click, click, next
[Pre-Chorus]
Raise your mouse up in the air Smile like you actually care If you snooze, don't you fret The quiz hasn't started yet
[Chorus]
Click, click, next (hey!) Click, click, next (hey!) Another module off the list Click, click, next (hey!) Click, click, next (hey!) I swear we've all done this Click, click, next (hey!) Click, click, next (hey!) Guess the answers, do your best If you fail Just click next
[Verse 2]
Cyber threats are on the rise No prince needs your password, guys Never click suspicious links Just use common sense and think Body mechanics, PPE Lift with knees... supposedly Same old slideshow, same old text Click, click, next
[Bridge]
Question number 47 Please select all that apply Three look right Four could work But who's to say Incorrect Please try again
[Chorus 3]
Click, click, next (hey!) Click, click, next (hey!) Ninety-nine percent complete Click, click, next (hey!) Click, click, next (hey!) Victory's in reach Click, click, next (hey!) Click, click, next (hey!) Final Screen at last All that's left is Click click next
Electronically Signed By:
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
08/17/2026 12:07 EST
This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.