Meet the Leaders of Synthetic Medical Center

The people that make all of this work!

Chief Executive Medic Officer

Chief Executive Medic Officer

C.E.M.O

"Leading With Questionable Decisions"

Director of Incident Reports

Director of Incident Reports

D.I.R

"Documenting The Chaos, So YOU Don't Have To"

Chief Burnout Officer

Chief Burnout Officer

C.B.O

Wellness Matters. (To Us, Not You)

Director of Staffing Operations

Director of Staffing Operations

D.S.O

"PTO DENIED"

Vice President of Patient Satisfaction

Vice President of Patient Satisfaction

V.P.P.S

"Your Complaint Is Our Opportunity"

Director of Emergency Broadcasts

Director of Emergency Broadcasts

D.E.B

"Sending Units To Wrong Addresses SEVEN Years In A Row"