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Whether you're a healthcare professional, a music lover, or someone who somehow stumbled into this wonderfully questionable corner of the internet, I'd love to hear from you. Got a question, feedback, a story to share, or just want to chat? Don't be a stranger.

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Your idea. Maybe the next song.

Suggest a song.

Got a healthcare experience that deserves its own soundtrack? A ridiculous situation, a phrase that should never have been said out loud, or an idea for the next healthcare anthem? Send it my way!

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Tell me your song idea

The fine print (because apparently we need that)

HIPAA violations aren't nearly as funny as my music. Please leave out patient names, dates of birth, identifying information, and anything else that might turn a hilarious story into a mandatory meeting with Compliance.

Submitting a song idea doesn't guarantee it'll become a Synthetic Medic masterpiece (or even a mediocre one). I reserve the creative freedom to exaggerate, embellish, rearrange, or change details to make an original song work.

The goal is healthcare satire, not a subpoena. 🚑🎶

I understand that submission does not guarantee production. I give Synthetic Medic permission to use and creatively adapt my submitted idea in original music or other content, and I confirm I have not included patient-identifying or confidential information. (Required)