ACCEPTED

I saw you packing up your things Watched you sign your name in ink You said, "I think I'm feeling better" And I knew where this would end The doctor's still got questions And the lab's still running tests But you're already halfway out the door With your sweatshirt on your chest I know the food was awful I know the wait was long But baby if you leave right now Something could go wrong Don’t leave A.M.A. Baby won't you stay The paperwork ain't worth it If you're gonna throw your health away Don’t Leave A.M.A. Hear what I'm trying to say You can hate this place tomorrow Just please don't leave today The monitor's still beeping Your IV's hanging on Cardiology hasn't called us back But you're moving along You said you've got things to do And places you gotta be But baby if that CT pops positive Don't put that one on me I know you're tired of waiting I know you're tired of me But there's a reason every nurse in here Looks slightly panicky Don’t leave A.M.A. Baby won't you stay The discharge wasn't ready And you're making my hair turn gray Don’t Leave A.M.A. Please don't go away You can cuss me out tomorrow Just please don't leave today If you leave now, I'll never know What that A.B.G. was gonna show And if your pressure drops tonight I'll be staring at the ceiling light Wondering if you're still alive Don’t leave A.M.A. Baby hear me pray I've seen a lot of bad decisions But this one takes the cake Don’t Leave A.M.A. One more hour, that's all I say You don't have to love this hospital Just please don't leave today

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