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Good morning, everyone Because of your dedication, your flexibility and your willingness to do more with less I'm proud to announce We're officially, fully staffed! Another quarter in the books Take a look at these results Every goal has been achieved Exactly as our board perceived Calls are up, that's good to know Our service continues to grow Lost a medic? That's okay One quick click... it's gone away Some see problems I see change It's all about A fresh new frame We’re fully staffed No vacancies today Every time somebody quits I take the job away We’re fully staffed That's leadership Can't have open positions If they don't exist One resigned, that's all it took Tiny change upon the books Closed a truck and saved some pay What a productive fiscal day BLS? We did the math SCT can take that path Everything is right on track Someone pat me on the back Budget goals They've all been met Best performance The boards seen yet We’re fully staffed No hiring today Can't have open positions If you take them all away We’re fully staffed I'm proud to say We're doing more With less each day Response times keep on climbing Crews are running out of steam Every cut looked good on paper Nothing's ever what it seems Another partner's calling out Another medic's had enough Doing more with less each day Finally became too much We’re fully staffed Best we've ever been Every resignation Another chance to trim We’re fully staffed Who could ask for more You can't have a staffing shortage When there's no staff anymore

This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.