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Breaker Breaker From The Basement

  • Genre: Barbershop Quartet
  • Released: March 18, 2026
  • Length: 3:24
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Lyrics

Intro

(doo-doo-doo-doo) We rise at eight on the dot (yawn) we sure slept a lot Coffee’s cold, but duty’s hot Time for the great radio Roll call

Verse 1

Captain clears his throat and grins Gentlemen, the test begins Every gadget, every beep Been charging up while we all sleep Line ‘em up from big to small We’re gonna vocal-fry ‘em all

Chorus 1

Engine 1 portable Are you alive? Copy that, I THRIVE (ba-da-bing) Engine 3 mobile How do you do I sound better than you (ohhh) Ladder truck dashboard, loud and proud I’m obnoxiously clear and I way too loud From the bunk room, shower room Broom closet portable Ten-four, good morning I’m the janitors portable

Verse 2

Chief says check the spares as well We unleash, electromagnetic hell One guy shouts I FOUND THIS BRICK It weighs about a pound And hums like a tick Push the button Chorus swells It still works, (sort of) We’ll never tell

Chorus 2

Copy room handheld Testing the tone I was lost for a decade Now I’ve found a home Dispatch back up Under the chair I’ve been eating dust But I’m still on the air Kitchen counter clipped to a mug Loud and clear from beside this jug From the far dark corner Echoing faint I’m the radio they used for the firehouse paint

Bridge

Uh, folks, we’re getting some interference (Ooooooooo) Who’s that crackle in the deep foundation We forgot a station We forgot a station

Chorus 3

Breaker breaker from the basement Come in please I’m wedged between the pipes and the Christmas trees Old tin speaker with the cobweb grill I survived the 80’s and I’m kickin’ still Tool room talkie by the rusty rake I only wake up for a safety check break Every last radio sings in tune Good Morning World Woah, It’s noon?! (wait, what)

Outro

We’ll fight the flames when they appear But first we check what we hold dear A hundred voices, loud and bright All screaming, yep We work alright Fire’s quiet, station’s loud We’re the most overcheck Radio sounds

About this song

“Breaker Breaker From The Basement” was inspired by a local fire department's weekly radio check.

And when I say radio check, I mean radio check.

Every Tuesday, one by one, the radios start checking in.

Portables. Mobiles. Spares. Backups. More spares. More backups.

Eventually you start hearing radios that sound like they haven't seen active service — or possibly daylight — in years.

After listening to enough of these weekly roll calls, I started wondering:

Just how many radios are hiding in that firehouse?

Is there one in the janitor's closet?

One forgotten behind a shelf?

Some ancient portable buried in the basement between a box of Christmas decorations and equipment nobody has touched since 1987?

Probably not.

But every Tuesday, I become slightly less certain.

So naturally, Synthetic Medic gave every forgotten radio in the building a voice.

And apparently they formed a barbershop quartet.

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