COMPLETED

Sittin' at the desk with a chart in my hand Talemetry started throwin' fits again Little squiggle went wild, then flat, then mean Looked like trouble there on the screen I said, Not today, not on my shift Grabbed my Vocera, ain't even flinch Hit the hall like the whole place knew I got a code blue in room two They came fast, crash cart roll I was already on a mission, whole heart, full soul Pushed that door, ready to save a life Walked in the room, wish I'd stayed outside Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher I called for help, now I gotta recover Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher There he was, with his girl on top Both gone red when the whole thing stopped I froze one beat, then regained my voice Hospital romance... bold choice I said, You can't do that in here He said, "My bad," looking shook, dead clear His girl dove for the blanket...Too little...Too late Half the floor got the full display Code team standing there at the door Whole squad froze like never before I pointed once, then I shook my head Wrong kinda rhythm comin' from the bed Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher I called for help, now I gotta recover Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher Security showed with their poker face Took one look...Then turned away Visitor badge... Clothes half gone I know she just came, but now she's headin' home Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher False alarm, I'll never recover Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher Next time talemetry starts to dance I'm knockin' first... before I take that chance Before I yell "Code!", before I run Peak through the curtain, don't jump the gun Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher False alarm, I don't think I'll ever recover Monitor looked rough, sex looked rougher

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