FILED

Clocked in late, headset half on Screen’s lit up, yeah I’m logged on Map’s all zoomed, I click and send Wrong town? Close enough my friend Address says “West”, I picked up “East” Now they’re drivin’ past at least ten streets Phone keeps ringing, let it sing If it’s important they’ll call back again They say I gotta double-check But that sounds like extra steps If the tones don’t drop? Not my fault It must be the tech I’m a dispatching idiot Send you anywhere, just deal with it Wrong address? Yeah I clicked real quick You’ll figure it out. Get used to it I’m a dispatching idiot Stackin’ calls and I’m skipping ‘em Radio silent? That’s your problem, man I hit “send”; that’s my job, I’m done Multi-county road trip time Basic call but you’ll be fine CAD froze up, or maybe me Either way, not my emergency Unit’s yelling “yo where’s the tone?” I’m over here scrolling on my phone Plugged it in? I thought I did Wait… did I? Eh, it is what it is They say “lives are on the line” Yeah yeah yeah but you'll be fine But if it’s urgent, they’ll survive At least this time I’m a dispatching idiot Send you drivin’ just for kicks Wrong pin drop in the middle of nowhere Have fun getting there, good luck with it I’m a dispatching idiot Calls stack up? I’m ignoring ‘em Missed your tone? Must’ve glitched again Try refreshing it, not my problem Click. Send. Done. Next Don’t got time to second guess If it’s wrong, just reroute it You got wheels, go figure it out Everybody yelling in my ear “Where you send me? Why am I here?” Man I swear y’all act so stressed I’m doing my best… I guess I’m a dispatching idiot Yeah I said it, I commit to it Wrong street, wrong town, wrong everything But hey, I answered it I’m a dispatching idiot If it’s chaos, I’m the source of it You can call back, you can scream all day I’ll just send you to the wrong place

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