FILED
NAME
Dispatching Idiot
MEDICAL RECORD NUMBER
SMMC-037
Genre:
Punk Rock
Punk Rock
Admission Date:
04/13/2026
04/13/2026
Track Length:
2:39
2:39
Chart Status:
Lyrics Available
Lyrics Available
PATIENT RECORD
Official lyric documentation filed under Synthetic Medic Medical Center entertainment records.
DOCUMENTED BY: SYNTHETIC MEDIC EMS UNIT 6
TRANSCRIBED: 04/13/2026 11:00 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
TRANSCRIBED: 04/13/2026 11:00 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
[Verse 1]
Clocked in late, headset half on
Screen’s lit up, yeah I’m logged on
Map’s all zoomed, I click and send
Wrong town? Close enough my friend
Address says “West”, I picked up “East”
Now they’re drivin’ past at least ten streets
Phone keeps ringing, let it sing
If it’s important they’ll call back again
[Pre-Chorus]
They say I gotta double-check
But that sounds like extra steps
If the tones don’t drop? Not my fault
It must be the tech
[Chorus]
I’m a dispatching idiot
Send you anywhere, just deal with it
Wrong address? Yeah I clicked real quick
You’ll figure it out. Get used to it
I’m a dispatching idiot
Stackin’ calls and I’m skipping ‘em
Radio silent? That’s your problem, man
I hit “send”; that’s my job, I’m done
[Verse 2]
Multi-county road trip time
Basic call but you’ll be fine
CAD froze up, or maybe me
Either way, not my emergency
Unit’s yelling “yo where’s the tone?”
I’m over here scrolling on my phone
Plugged it in? I thought I did
Wait… did I? Eh, it is what it is
[Pre-Chorus]
They say “lives are on the line”
Yeah yeah yeah but you'll be fine
But if it’s urgent, they’ll survive
At least this time
[Chorus 2]
I’m a dispatching idiot
Send you drivin’ just for kicks
Wrong pin drop in the middle of nowhere
Have fun getting there, good luck with it
I’m a dispatching idiot
Calls stack up? I’m ignoring ‘em
Missed your tone? Must’ve glitched again
Try refreshing it, not my problem
[Bridge]
Click. Send. Done. Next
Don’t got time to second guess
If it’s wrong, just reroute it
You got wheels, go figure it out
Everybody yelling in my ear
“Where you send me? Why am I here?”
Man I swear y’all act so stressed
I’m doing my best… I guess
[Chorus 3]
I’m a dispatching idiot
Yeah I said it, I commit to it
Wrong street, wrong town, wrong everything
But hey, I answered it
I’m a dispatching idiot
If it’s chaos, I’m the source of it
You can call back, you can scream all day
I’ll just send you to the wrong place
Electronically Signed By:
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
04/13/2026 12:12 EST
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
04/13/2026 12:12 EST
This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.