QA REVIEW

"Attention staff... The pneumatic tube system is currently offline..." "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me..." Lab phone ringing off the wall Tube station dead in the hall Somebody sent a bio blast Now the whole damn system crashed Pharmacy keeps blowing me up ICU's all out of luck ER yelling, "Where's my labs?" Speed-walking halls with aching calves Every floor got something due Now we all play hospital mule One bad tube and now we pay Running specimens all day Who tubed that sample? Who sent that cup? Now the whole damn hospital's Completely backed up Tube system down Hazmat inbound Everybody stressed out now Running meds Running labs Running till my knees collapse Who tubed that sample? Micro yelling, "Where's that swab?" Lab says, "Not our problem, boss" NICU needs pharmacy Transport vanished mysteriously Now every nurse is seeing red And leadership says, "Forge ahead" Every unit's short on hands And now we're walking labs by hand No more speed No more help Now we haul it all ourselves Every hallway Every floor Back and forth forevermore Who tubed that sample? Who messed up? Now the whole damn system's shut Hazmat suits Blocked-off halls Caution tape on every wall Running blood Running meds Running on pure fear and dread Who tubed that sample? Biohazard In the line Now the whole floor's falling behind No more tubes No more speed Just pure hospital misery Someone tubed The forbidden cup Now the whole place backed things up Who tubed that sample? Say their name 'Cause the whole night shift ain't the same Tube station dead Phones blowing up Everybody's out of luck Running labs Floor to floor Like a marathon in hospital form Who tubed that sample? Who tubed that sample?

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