QA APPROVED

Alright, yeah. I know, I know Just come look at him real quick You can always triage it back if you want Says he’s got chest pain, started weeks ago Vitals are perfect but he’s putting on a show Talking real fine scrolling on his phone But when I walk up now he’s barely holding on Grabs his chest like it’s Hollywood I’m thinking, yeah, you’re feeling good But I already know how this plays out So I hit the radio no way out I could transport this I could bounce But QA’s counting every ounce Of every call I don’t escalate So guess what?? I’m not taking that bait Just check him out, so I don’t get flagged I know he’s fine but I’m covering my back Just check him out, just do your part So nobody’s tearing apart my chart I don’t think I need you… I don’t But paperwork says I probably should Just check him out then we can roll And say we did everything we could Now he’s worse when you step inside Sudden pain, what a big surprise 10 outta 10, yeah here we go Didn’t look that bad 5 minutes ago You ask your questions, he plays it up I’m in the corner like mhmm, yup We both know what this really is But we’re stuck inside this little skit I could’ve recalled you I had the chance But now we’re doing This whole dance Protocol says escalate So here we are It’s getting late Just check him out, so I don’t get flagged I know he’s fine but I’m covering my back Just check him out, just do your part So nobody’s tearing apart my chart I probably don’t need you… I don’t But paperwork says I probably should Just check him out then we can roll And say we did everything we could You nod at me, I nod at you We both know exactly what to do Hook him up so I don’t get blamed Although we both know this is a game Clear lungs, good skin Steady beat But I’m still writing ALS on this sheet Just check him out, so I don’t get flagged I know he’s fine but I’m covering my back Just check him out, sign your name So I don’t get burned in the QA game I don’t need you, I swear I don’t But policy says I gotta be good Just check him out then we can roll And say we did everything we could Yeah, he’s fine… But thanks for coming

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