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Break The Gate

  • Genre: Celtic Folk
  • Released: August 10, 2026
  • Length: 5:47
The words

Lyrics

Intro

In the dead of night a cry rang out "I'm trapped inside!" the voice did shout Through walls of oak the echoes came And history would know its name

Verse 1

From stone within a desperate plea Echoed through eternity I'm trapped beyond these walls of oak! The midnight silence nearly broke The captain raised his weathered hand Tonight we make our final stand Axe and Halligan held on high None would yield though all might die

Pre-Chorus

So grab the steel, don't hesitate No wall too strong, no iron gate Should fate itself stand in our way We'll tear its mighty doors away

Chorus

Break the gate, sound the cry We’ll storm the wall or we will die Raise the ram and strike it true This fortress falls by crew of two Heave Ho! Let iron ring We’ll shake these halls like ancient kings No lock can hold, no hinge can stand We take this Keep by our own hand

Verse 2

Blow by blow the splinters flew Every strike rang brave and true Veterans roared, One final swing Like kings returning home in spring Neighbors watched from shadowed halls As thunder shook the ancient walls Then from deep beyond the gate A single voice decided fate

Pre-Chorus

One final strike! One final stand The breach was nearly close at hand Raise the steel! Prepare once more Tonight we'll win this glorious war

Chorus 2

Break the gate, sound the cry We’ll storm the wall or we will die Raise the ram and strike it true This fortress falls by crew of two Heave Ho! Let iron ring We’ll shake these halls like ancient kings No lock can hold, no hinge can stand We take this Keep by our own hand

Breakdown

Hey, heave (Hey, heave) Break that gate (Break that gate) Strike Again (One more blow) No mercy (Give them war)

Bridge

Hold the line One final stand Raise the steel By steady hand ...wait...it's unlocked... ...he just turned the handle

Chorus 3

Break the gate, ah nevermind We fought a war we’d never find Raise a drink and sing it true The siege was won by crew of two Heave ho, now laugh it out There was no glory without a doubt No dragon slain, no land ransacked Just one door that wasn’t latched

Outro

Next time Try the handle

About this song

There is a reason emergency services has a saying:

Try before you pry.

Sometimes a locked door really does stand between responders and somebody who needs help, and forced entry becomes necessary.

Other times, everyone gets extremely excited about the forced-entry part before completing one surprisingly important diagnostic procedure:

Trying the handle.

“Break The Gate” takes that remarkably simple mistake and gives it the historical significance it deserves.

What should be an ordinary attempt to gain entry becomes a Celtic battle epic.

There are axes.

There is a Halligan.

There are battle cries.

Ancient walls tremble.

Iron rings through the night.

A crew of two prepares to breach a fortress as though generations will someday sing songs about the bravery displayed there.

And just as the final glorious strike is about to fall...

somebody turns the handle.

The door opens.

The siege is over.

The fortress was never actually secured.

And several minutes of heroic preparation suddenly become considerably less heroic.

That's really the entire lesson.

Forced entry is an important tool when it's actually needed.

But before declaring war on somebody's front door, it may be worth remembering the ancient wisdom passed down through generations of emergency responders:

Try before you pry.

Or, as Synthetic Medic chose to express the same principle after nearly six minutes of Celtic warfare:

Next time.
Try the handle.

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