QA Acknowledged

Clocked in, badge won't scan Looks like I'm locked out again Open up another ticket "Try restarting it," my friend Printer says it's out of ink Charts refuse to load again Every screen is frozen solid What a lovely start it's been Hold music in my headphones Number forty-two in line Every problem's high priority One ticket at a time I.T. is aware They know it's there Your ticket's floating somewhere through the air I.T. is aware They really care They'll get right back to you Eventually They swear Label printer speaks in code EKG won't upload Pyxis says, Access Denied Should've known before I tried Phone says, Unexpected Error Now it's, Unexpected Error Two The email said it fixed the problem Guess that wasn't true We've rebooted seventeen times Cleared the cache and crossed our hearts Every answer buys five minutes Then the whole thing falls apart I.T. is aware That's what they always say Another ticket every single freakin' day I.T. is aware Don't lose hope Your issue's been Escalated Or so they say I don't need perfection I just need "Print" to print I don't need innovation I just need to log in User Locked Out I.T. is aware Don't call again They've got a temporary patch in play I.T. is aware Case closed... amen One more little fix One more Broken thing

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