APPROVED
NAME
The Purple Juice Was Poison
MEDICAL RECORD NUMBER
SMMC-079
Genre:
Childrens
Childrens
Admission Date:
07/24/2026
07/24/2026
Track Length:
3:14
3:14
Chart Status:
Lyrics Available
Lyrics Available
PATIENT RECORD
Official lyric documentation filed under Synthetic Medic Medical Center entertainment records.
DOCUMENTED BY: SYNTHETIC MEDIC EMS UNIT 6
TRANSCRIBED: 07/24/2026 13:44 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
TRANSCRIBED: 07/24/2026 13:44 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
[Intro]
Sip sip, little drink
Just a taste, I think
[Verse 1]
I was playing in the hall
Found a bottle by the wall
It was purple, nice and bright
Smelled so sweet, it felt just right
Just a sip, I took it slow
Didn’t think that I should know
Grape juice? That’s what I thought
But it wasn’t… no it’s not
[Pre-Chorus]
My tongue feels funny
My throat feels weird
My tummy’s doing flips in here
[Chorus]
The purple juice was poison
It wasn’t what I thought
It looked just like a yummy drink
But it was very not
The purple juice was poison
I didn’t read the sign
Now everything feels wobbly
And I don’t feel fine
[Verse 2]
Bottle had a little mark
Skull and crossbones, kinda dark
Didn’t know what that one meant
Now I wish I would’ve spent
One more second, just to check
Now it’s burning in my neck
Tried to spit it, tried to shout
But I can’t get it back out
[Pre-Chorus]
My hands feel tingly
My eyes feel slow
I think I need to let them know
[Chorus 2]
The purple juice was poison
It wasn’t what I thought
It looked just like a yummy drink
But it was very not
The purple juice was poison
I didn’t read the sign
Now everything feels wobbly
And I don’t feel fine
[Bridge]
Mom said “don’t touch that stuff”
I thought I’d be okay
Just a sip, just one taste
Now I wish I walked away
…uh oh…
[Chorus 3]
The purple juice was poison
Please don’t drink that too
If it’s under sinks or cabinets
It’s not for me or you
The purple juice was poison
I learned the hard way
Some things that look like fun to try
Are not for kids to play
Electronically Signed By:
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
07/24/2026 15:01 EST
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
07/24/2026 15:01 EST
This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.