APPROVED
NAME
The Purple Juice Was Poison
MEDICAL RECORD NUMBER
SMMC-079
Genre:
Childrens
Admission Date:
07/24/2026
Track Length:
3:14
Chart Status:
Lyrics Available
PATIENT RECORD
Official lyric documentation filed under Synthetic Medic Medical Center entertainment records.
DOCUMENTED BY: SYNTHETIC MEDIC EMS UNIT 6
TRANSCRIBED: 07/24/2026 13:44 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
[Intro]
Sip sip, little drink Just a taste, I think
[Verse 1]
I was playing in the hall Found a bottle by the wall It was purple, nice and bright Smelled so sweet, it felt just right Just a sip, I took it slow Didn’t think that I should know Grape juice? That’s what I thought But it wasn’t… no it’s not
[Pre-Chorus]
My tongue feels funny My throat feels weird My tummy’s doing flips in here
[Chorus]
The purple juice was poison It wasn’t what I thought It looked just like a yummy drink But it was very not The purple juice was poison I didn’t read the sign Now everything feels wobbly And I don’t feel fine
[Verse 2]
Bottle had a little mark Skull and crossbones, kinda dark Didn’t know what that one meant Now I wish I would’ve spent One more second, just to check Now it’s burning in my neck Tried to spit it, tried to shout But I can’t get it back out
[Pre-Chorus]
My hands feel tingly My eyes feel slow I think I need to let them know
[Chorus 2]
The purple juice was poison It wasn’t what I thought It looked just like a yummy drink But it was very not The purple juice was poison I didn’t read the sign Now everything feels wobbly And I don’t feel fine
[Bridge]
Mom said “don’t touch that stuff” I thought I’d be okay Just a sip, just one taste Now I wish I walked away …uh oh…
[Chorus 3]
The purple juice was poison Please don’t drink that too If it’s under sinks or cabinets It’s not for me or you The purple juice was poison I learned the hard way Some things that look like fun to try Are not for kids to play
Electronically Signed By:
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
07/24/2026 15:01 EST
This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.