Lyrics
Intro
ding… ding… ding… “Are you kidding me…”
Verse 1
Clock in late, badge won’t scan Already done and I just walked in Room 12’s hitting that button again Didn’t even make it past the desk, my friend Room 8 wants water — no ice, no cup Room 10 says “help” but just needs a remote picked up Room 6 yelling like the world’s on fire TV’s too loud — bro, YOU turned up the dial
Pre-Chorus
One goes off, then two, then three Now the whole damn floor’s in harmony
Chorus 1
It’s a call light symphony Everybody’s calling me All at once, all at once, all at once Not an emergency Ding ding ding — it’s killing me This ain’t what I thought I’d be Running circles, losing sanity In this call light symphony
Verse 2
Room 14 says “I'm in pain” while eating chips Room 9 needs blankets — like five or six Room 3 just hit it for the fifth damn time “Just checking if dinner’s arriving on time” Meanwhile 11’s starting to fade But I’m stuck explaining how to tilt a tray Family says “I’m a nurse, you know” Then why’d you call us? Go run the show
Pre-Chorus
Heartbeat kicks, alarms all blend I just sat down — here we go again
Chorus 2
It’s a call light symphony Everybody’s calling me All at once, all at once, all at once Fake urgency Ding ding ding — can’t even think Running purely on caffeine Running circles, losing sanity In this call light symphony
Bridge
“Can I get a pillow?” “Can I get some ice?” “Can you move my foot like… slightly to the right?” “Can I see the nurse?” … I AM THE NURSE. ding ding ding ding ding
Chorus 3
It’s a call light symphony No one’s letting me be All at once, all at once, all at once Save me please Ding ding ding — endlessly This is my reality Running circles, losing sanity In this call light symphony
Outro
ding… “…I just sat down…” ding ding ding