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NAME
Congrats On My Raise
MEDICAL RECORD NUMBER
SMMC-004
Genre:
Punk Rock
Punk Rock
Admission Date:
03/11/2026
03/11/2026
Track Length:
2:09
2:09
Chart Status:
Lyrics Available
Lyrics Available
PATIENT RECORD
Official lyric documentation filed under Synthetic Medic Medical Center entertainment records.
DOCUMENTED BY: SYNTHETIC MEDIC EMS UNIT 8
TRANSCRIBED: 03/11/2026 03:38 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
TRANSCRIBED: 03/11/2026 03:38 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
[Verse 1]
You missed your kids first steps again
Pulled a double slept in the bay
Blood on your shoes, coffee for dinner
Still showed up anyway
You patched that stranger in the Walmart lot
Held her hand til she could breathe
You drove Code 3 through your own burnout
So the city could sleep
[Chorus]
You did the work, I got the raise
You took the calls, I got the praise
Your back, my ladder, what can I say
Thanks for you sacrifice
It really helps my pay
[Verse 2]
You skipped the surgery on your shoulder
Cuz we’re a little short this week
You iced it down between fake smiles
Then signed up for OT
You cried in the rig on Christmas morning, quiet
Parked behind the store
They called it passion, called it service
They called me in for more
[Chorus 2]
You did the work, I got the raise
You took the hits, I got the phrase
“Outstanding Leadership”, framed in oak and gray
Your missed holidays, keep pushing my pay scale
[Bridge]
I see your tired eyes, your stitched up knees
I see you count the pennies for your fees
I see your broken sleep, your busted cars
I see enough to brag about your scars
[Chorus 3]
You did the work, I got the raise
You bled in back, I signed the page
They love my vision, they love my face
Your quiet courage funds my happy little place
So here’s to you my weary heroes
Clocking in for one more run
If they ever pay you what you’re worth
I might be out of a job I won
Electronically Signed By:
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
03/11/2026 04:20 EST
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
03/11/2026 04:20 EST
This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.