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Oh, 200 Lights are low Vent is singin' Putting on a show Silence button Three whole seconds Here we go again Teaching me a lesson High pressure Low pressure Pick a side tonight Every time I fix one thing Another light ignites Respiratory glaring Like I built the stupid thing I'm just tryna make sure The patient keeps breathing Tube is good Cuff is tight Circuit locked Flow is right Changed the filter Changed the hose Tell me something I don't know Rage! Against the oxygen machine Every flashing light Keeps coming after me Rage! Against the oxygen machine The patient's breathing fine You're the problem, not me Changed the settings Nothing changed Reset the system Still deranged Pressure's perfect Patient's stable One more alarm I'll flip the table Finally charting Finally through Reach for my coffee Right on cue (beep) You gotta be kidding me I swear it knows The second RT walks in. Alarm goes quiet Acts innocent again. You take two steps It won't stay gone (beep beep beep) Oh, come on High pressure Low pressure Check circuit High minute volume Leak detected Flow sensor error Battery low Battery low Battery low You’re plugged into the wall! Rage! Against the oxygen machine Every single shift It's got a vendetta against me Rage! Against the oxygen machine The patient's breathing.. Just shut up and leave me be

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