ACCEPTED

Look I read my chart online I basically went to med school, twice Tried all your little pills last time They made me “itchy” in my mind That one there Heard it gives you kidney things That one there My cousins friend grew extra rings I’m rare I know my body better that you think I’m allergic to everything Except the one with the D You can keep you boring options They just don’t work on me I break out in vibes and hives and drama (you don’t wanna see) So write it nice, big, and neat The one with the D Just the one with the D You’re saying “Scale from one to ten” I say “It’s a twelve”, at least my friend Can’t bend, can’t breath, can’t watch TV I need the good stuff, can’t you see Tried that name I cannot say I sneezed, I cried, I sued, okay Last nurse said I was a lot Last nurse just forgot I’m a special case VIP wrist band on my face I’m allergic to everything Except the one with the D Mot—whatever Nope, can’t have it Makes my aura leave I swell up in sighs and social posts (you don’t wanna read) So circle it, double underline The one with the D Just the one with the D You keep talking ’bout protocol But what about my blog, my followers, my wall If I don’t get what always works I’ll have to speak to someone who lurks Above you, beyond you With three letters on their badge You don’t want that, do you? Thought not So let’s skip all this “evidence” you’ve got I’m allergic to everything Except the one with the D Tried it once, I saw the angels They all agreed with me I puff up in groans and moans and glares (you don’t wanna see) So be a gem, tap that screen The one with the D C’mon, nurse You know the key The one with the D Just the one with the D Just the one with the D

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