Synthetic Medic Medical Center
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ALERT: Remember to check your emails • EMS Week Celebration: Free ice cream available outside the S.M.M.C. Emergency Department entrance. EMS personnel are reminded they may not leave their assigned posting area for ice cream retrieval. Hospital staff are eligible while supplies last • Please stop heating fish in break room microwaves • Team, thanks for all you do
Welcome Back, Valued Employee
You have 60 hours of mandatory education due by 11:59 PM today.
Staffing status: Critical.
Please review your assignments, unread emails, denied PTO requests, and compliance modules before pretending this system works.
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Today’s Staffing
Emergency Department: Fully staffed, but still annoyed for some reason.
EMS: Currently down seven units. $4.20 bonuses in place.
Dispatch: Should be fine. Hard to hear them though.
Administration: Unavailable due to leadership retreat.