MANDATORY EDUCATION PORTAL
S.M.M.C. LEARNING MANAGEMENT SYSTEM
SYSTEM CURRENTLY OFFLINE
Sorry for the inconvenience, but the Education Portal is currently unavailable due to scheduled maintenance, unscheduled maintenance, and several deeply concerning electrical smells.
NOTICE:
We are aware that all employees currently have approximately 60 hours of mandatory education due today. Please be advised there will be NO extensions granted due to scheduled outages, unscheduled outages, server instability, user frustration, or emotional collapse. Current estimated restoration time is approximately 11:50 PM. Employees who fail to complete assigned education modules before the deadline will be:
We are aware that all employees currently have approximately 60 hours of mandatory education due today. Please be advised there will be NO extensions granted due to scheduled outages, unscheduled outages, server instability, user frustration, or emotional collapse. Current estimated restoration time is approximately 11:50 PM. Employees who fail to complete assigned education modules before the deadline will be:
- Immediately removed from the schedule
- Marked non-compliant
- Subject to several passive aggressive emails
- Asked to pick up the newly created open shift
Reminder: Completion of mandatory education does not qualify employees for raises, improved staffing, emotional support, functioning equipment, or human dignity.