OFFICIAL S.M.M.C. COMMUNICATIONS
SYSTEM UPDATE — NEW ADMISSION PENDING
Posted by Synthetic Medic • Department of Controlled Chaos
Hey Synthetic Medic Mafia!
I’m excited to officially announce a new release schedule for Synthetic Medic! New songs will now be dropping every Monday and Friday, so there’s gonna be a steady stream of fresh healthcare chaos, questionable decision-making, and emotionally concerning bangers coming your way. 🩺🎶
I’ve already got releases lined up through almost the end of June, and you can check out upcoming tracks, release info, and preview clips over in the Pending Admissions section on the home page. Definitely swing by and give some of the sneak peeks a listen!
And as always, if you’ve got a ridiculous call, workplace disaster, funny healthcare moment, or song idea you want turned into music, feel free to submit an Incident Report. Some of the best ideas have come directly from you guys, and I love seeing the chaos you send in. 🚑🔥
SYSTEM UPDATE — SOCIAL MEDIA EXPANSION
Posted by Synthetic Medic • Department of Public Relations & Emotional Damage
Hey Synthetic Medic Mafia!
I’m super excited to announce that all of the official social media pages are finally up and running! You can now find Synthetic Medic on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, and (on rare occasions when the stars align and I remember to post) TikTok. 😂
Links to each platform can be found down in the footer at the bottom of the website, so make sure to go give them a follow! I’m really excited to keep building this community and share more music, updates, behind-the-scenes nonsense, and all the healthcare chaos with you guys.
Feel free to reach out on any of the socials — I love hearing from all of you!
RECORDS DEPARTMENT UPDATE
Posted by Synthetic Medic • Information Technology Division
Hey Synthetic Medic Mafia!
I'm excited to announce that all of my singles and my debut album now have lyrics posted in the Patient Records Department, so be sure to check them out!
The only remaining incomplete entries are the Healthcare on Broadway and Disney Villains albums. Since both projects have their own unique storylines, I want to do something a little different with them. I'm currently working on some custom code for a playbill-style experience for Healthcare on Broadway, complete with lyrics and a few extra surprises. As for Disney Villains, I'm still deciding on the best way to present those lyrics and tell that story.
Thank you all for your patience, support, and for continuing to help build this wonderfully dysfunctional, questionably managed, and thoroughly corrupt healthcare system with me.
We've got plenty more admissions coming soon.
SYSTEM UPDATE — ACTUAL MERCHANDISE
Posted by Synthetic Medic • Department of Public Relations and Auxiliary Gift Shop
Hey Synthetic Medic Mafia!
I’m super excited for this latest little update! I just finished putting together the very first edition batch of Synthetic Medic stickers!
Right now I’ve got a mix of small song title stickers, Synthetic Medic Medical Center stickers, Chibi and Skeleton Synthetic Medic stickers, plus a bunch of other tiny random designs sprinkled in there too.
These are definitely a first attempt, so I can’t promise perfect durability or professional-level quality just yet (some may survive a trauma alert, others may barely survive a water bottle) but honestly, they came out pretty awesome nonetheless. 😂
If anyone wants to help me test them out with a little mystery sticker pack, feel free to reach out through email or any of my social media pages and I’ll see what I can do about getting some out to you!
Seriously, thank you guys so much for all the support. Watching this weird little healthcare music project continue to grow has been absolutely unreal. 🚑🔥