REVIEWED
NAME
Couple Bumps
MEDICAL RECORD NUMBER
SMMC-014
Genre:
Hip-Hop
Admission Date:
03/17/2026
Track Length:
2:18
Chart Status:
Lyrics Available
PATIENT RECORD
Official lyric documentation filed under Synthetic Medic Medical Center entertainment records.
DOCUMENTED BY: SYNTHETIC MEDIC EMS UNIT 6
TRANSCRIBED: 03/17/2026 19:14 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
[Verse 1]
Graveyard shift Stale coffee Blood on my boots Sirens in my ears Seen cars folded like paper Held lungs that rattled like old gears I’ve done chest compressions in the rain Watched fathers shake Kids turn blue Called the time on strangers’ lives Zipped up bags Then drove on through
[Chorus]
But I still say couple bumps As I pull you out the back Rollin’ that stretcher over every crack You’re scared, you smile And I laugh it off like a joke I’ve practiced up All this weight on my shoulders And my favorite part somehow Is sayin’ “couple bumps” on the way out
[Verse 2]
I’ve cut shirts off with shaking hands Heard last words said through broken teeth Prayed over people I just met Scrubbed their faces from my sheets Got a wall of bracelets and wristbands Little thank-you notes taped to the fridge I remember every one I couldn’t keep Names tucked under every bridge
[Chorus 2]
Still I say “Couple bumps” As I pull you out the back Rollin’ that stretcher over every crack You’re pale, you grin ’Cause for a second it feels like we’re just messin’ up All this fear in the hallway But my favorite line somehow Is sayin’ “couple bumps” on the way out
[Bridge]
It’s the tiny lies that keep me sane (oh yeah) The small talk over all that pain If I can make you roll your eyes Then maybe you’ll make it through the night And if you don’t At least I tried To give you one last stupid line
[Chorus 3]
So I still say “Couple bumps” As I pull you out the back Rollin’ that stretcher over every crack You’re hurting, I’m tired But I toss that line like a lifeline up All these ghosts in my mirror But the thing I can’t live without Is sayin’ “couple bumps” on the way out Yeah, I’ll say “couple bumps” on the way out
Electronically Signed By:
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
03/17/2026 22:03 EST
This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.