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Couple Bumps

  • Genre: Hip-Hop
  • Released: March 17, 2026
  • Length: 2:18
The words

Lyrics

Verse 1

Graveyard shift Stale coffee Blood on my boots Sirens in my ears Seen cars folded like paper Held lungs that rattled like old gears I’ve done chest compressions in the rain Watched fathers shake Kids turn blue Called the time on strangers’ lives Zipped up bags Then drove on through

Chorus

But I still say couple bumps As I pull you out the back Rollin’ that stretcher over every crack You’re scared, you smile And I laugh it off like a joke I’ve practiced up All this weight on my shoulders And my favorite part somehow Is sayin’ “couple bumps” on the way out

Verse 2

I’ve cut shirts off with shaking hands Heard last words said through broken teeth Prayed over people I just met Scrubbed their faces from my sheets Got a wall of bracelets and wristbands Little thank-you notes taped to the fridge I remember every one I couldn’t keep Names tucked under every bridge

Chorus 2

Still I say “Couple bumps” As I pull you out the back Rollin’ that stretcher over every crack You’re pale, you grin ’Cause for a second it feels like we’re just messin’ up All this fear in the hallway But my favorite line somehow Is sayin’ “couple bumps” on the way out

Bridge

It’s the tiny lies that keep me sane (oh yeah) The small talk over all that pain If I can make you roll your eyes Then maybe you’ll make it through the night And if you don’t At least I tried To give you one last stupid line

Chorus 3

So I still say “Couple bumps” As I pull you out the back Rollin’ that stretcher over every crack You’re hurting, I’m tired But I toss that line like a lifeline up All these ghosts in my mirror But the thing I can’t live without Is sayin’ “couple bumps” on the way out Yeah, I’ll say “couple bumps” on the way out

About this song

Anyone who has spent enough time around an ambulance has probably heard the phrase:

“Couple bumps coming out.”

It's usually nothing more than a warning before the stretcher rolls across the threshold of the ambulance.

But this song is about everything that can be hiding behind those few ordinary words.

EMS sees people during some of the hardest moments of their lives.

And sometimes we've already had a hard day of our own before we ever meet them.

There are calls that stay with you.

People you couldn't save.

Things you wish you could forget.

Then another call comes in.

There's another person on the stretcher, and whatever happened earlier isn't their burden to carry.

So you start over.

You talk to them.

You make them feel safe.

And when it's appropriate, maybe you make a stupid joke or say something that gets a smile out of someone who's having an absolutely terrible day.

It doesn't fix what's happening.

Sometimes nothing can.

But for a few seconds, fear gets interrupted by something human.

That's what “Couple Bumps” is really about.

Not pretending the difficult parts of this job don't exist.

Not pretending everything is going to be okay.

Just remembering that even in the middle of all that weight, there's still room for kindness, reassurance and occasionally a really stupid joke.

Sometimes you can't make the road any smoother.

You can still warn them about the bumps.

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