REVIEWED
NAME
Couple Bumps
MEDICAL RECORD NUMBER
SMMC-014
Genre:
Hip-Hop
Hip-Hop
Admission Date:
03/17/2026
03/17/2026
Track Length:
2:18
2:18
Chart Status:
Lyrics Available
Lyrics Available
PATIENT RECORD
Official lyric documentation filed under Synthetic Medic Medical Center entertainment records.
DOCUMENTED BY: SYNTHETIC MEDIC EMS UNIT 6
TRANSCRIBED: 03/17/2026 19:14 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
TRANSCRIBED: 03/17/2026 19:14 EST
STATUS: SIGNED / LOCKED
[Verse 1]
Graveyard shift
Stale coffee
Blood on my boots
Sirens in my ears
Seen cars folded like paper
Held lungs that rattled like old gears
I’ve done chest compressions in the rain
Watched fathers shake
Kids turn blue
Called the time on strangers’ lives
Zipped up bags
Then drove on through
[Chorus]
But I still say couple bumps
As I pull you out the back
Rollin’ that stretcher over every crack
You’re scared, you smile
And I laugh it off like a joke I’ve practiced up
All this weight on my shoulders
And my favorite part somehow
Is sayin’ “couple bumps” on the way out
[Verse 2]
I’ve cut shirts off with shaking hands
Heard last words said through broken teeth
Prayed over people I just met
Scrubbed their faces from my sheets
Got a wall of bracelets and wristbands
Little thank-you notes taped to the fridge
I remember every one I couldn’t keep
Names tucked under every bridge
[Chorus 2]
Still I say
“Couple bumps”
As I pull you out the back
Rollin’ that stretcher over every crack
You’re pale, you grin
’Cause for a second it feels like we’re just messin’ up
All this fear in the hallway
But my favorite line somehow
Is sayin’ “couple bumps” on the way out
[Bridge]
It’s the tiny lies that keep me sane (oh yeah)
The small talk over all that pain
If I can make you roll your eyes
Then maybe you’ll make it through the night
And if you don’t
At least I tried
To give you one last stupid line
[Chorus 3]
So I still say
“Couple bumps”
As I pull you out the back
Rollin’ that stretcher over every crack
You’re hurting, I’m tired
But I toss that line like a lifeline up
All these ghosts in my mirror
But the thing I can’t live without
Is sayin’ “couple bumps” on the way out
Yeah, I’ll say “couple bumps” on the way out
Electronically Signed By:
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
03/17/2026 22:03 EST
SYNTHETIC MEDIC, EMT-P
03/17/2026 22:03 EST
This chart was electronically reviewed by Synthetic Medic Medical Center. Accuracy may vary depending on staffing, caffeine levels, and whether anyone actually read the note.